GOV. MOONBEAM SIGNS IT, so now it’s official. If your daughter has to pee at school, she better learn to hold it till the end of the day or else have a “posse” of girlfriends to go with her and stand guard at the door. Let the lawsuits begin … – Fox News
With apologies to the composers and Bob Hope. (No, on second thought, Bob Hope would probably like it.)
East is east and west is west,
But Californy my parents chose,
So enroll me there where I can wear,
Instead or boring ole normal-boy clothes,
Some glad drag rags with buttons and bows.
Don’t bury me in no straight prairie –
Take me where diversity flows,
And plant me down in old Frisco town
Where I can self-define by the cut of my clothes
And turn any sex I want with some buttons and bows!
Now, I re-eal-ly wear jeans to school
(‘Cause I’m a normal man — sh-h!)
But won’t the guys think I am cool
If I can get them in the GIRLS’ can?
So, teacher, I’ll say “Straight is not our way –
You gotta let us ‘self-define,’”
Then we can go see the fair sex pee
Which has long been on my mind …
A jamboree that was meant to be
All because I switched my clothes,
A masquerade made in the shade,
And they can’t touch me constitutionally
They can lock up protesters but I’ll go free
With the governor’s decree no jail for me
All because I switched my Lee’s
For some buttons and bows!